The Mentalist Fiction by Dira Sudis

Five Ways Patrick Jane Hasn't Died Yet (And One Way He Never Will) (4,468 words): First posted January 4, 2010.; Gen. A good performer knows that how he gets off the stage is as important as everything he does on it.; Warnings: Murder, suicide.
Love and Affection and Respect for Personal Boundaries (7,033 words): First posted December 22, 2009.; Jane/Van Pelt. It was nice having Jane all to herself.; Warning: NC-17 for explicit sex.
Mian He, Ahjuma, Hangul Mal Mullayo (1,312 words): First posted November 18, 2009.; Cho/Jane. Cho was freaking out about taking Jane to meet his parents, in the most entertainingly overt manner yet.
Those Days Are Over (410 words): First posted December 7, 2009.; Red John/Jane. This is the one thing Patrick Jane cannot--can never--tell anyone.; Warning: Underage prostitution, general creepiness.